I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
friend: did you finish the assignment that’s due tomorrow?
if jennifer lawrence falls and no one is around… is it still quirky?
a font walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve your type”