im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.
Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupiesits actually 2014 and there’s this thing called Google where you can look up the lyrics, so good job, your failing on every level possible, this is just not your year.
maybe you can look up on google a better theme xo
latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
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